restless bikers

Once upon a time there were four fair princesses that were trapped in a giant skyscraper in a city called new york city. They were captured by the dark lord Capitalism, and were only allowed to eat hamburgers and drink coke. In pure desperation to brake free they wrote a letter and put it in a glass bottle. They through it down in Hudson River, hoping that someone would come and save them.

In a country far far away, called Sweden, the young sir Christofer was trying to catch lunch from the lake Vättern when he saw a bottle floating next to his boat. He picked it up and read the letter inside. The story of the four trapped princesses went strait to his heart and he felt obligated to do something. He picked up his horn from his pocket and blew it, and at the same time he yelled “restless bikers assemble”.

Seconds later the three young sirs Christian, Jonas and Evan came biking at the speed of light, joining up with Christofer. The only way to save the four princesses was to fly to San Francisco, and bike their way through the entire North America, defeating all the states they had to pass.

When restless bikers had all their gear collected they took their own private jet, also called Icelandic Air, and landed safely in San Francisco. Their first task was to defeat the state of California. It gave them hell. Sweaty days and freezing nights, raccoons hiding in the dark and fences everywhere! It was tough but together, with joined forces restless bikers succeeded to cross California, into Nevada. In Nevada the cold nights disappeared, but instead it gave them a heat that no normal man could ever survive. Young sir Christian almost lost the struggle against Nevada, but with the help from our allied friend, mcdonalds, he gained new energy, and managed to bike all the way to Arizona.

The young sirs were very satisfied with themselves and celebrated at Hoover Dam the same night. While having a beer near the water sir Evan saw a bottle floating by. He picked it up and read a message inside. It was from his norwegian girlfriend. She was in danger. An evil lord was threatening the Norwegian village, and young sir Evan had to go home. With tears in their eyes restless bikers broke up, and Evan was never to be seen again.

The following day the remaining part of restless bikers biked across Arizona and Utah and over the great Mountains of Colorado, defeating the snow and the cold that was threatening them. It was a rough period in their lives, and when they came to Canon City they lay down in a park, ready to die from exhaustion. When their bodies were on their way into Nirvana, the fair lady Debbie showed up, a local woman, known for her ability to heal the sick. She took the young sirs back to her home, fed them, prayed for them and gave them shelter for the night. The next morning the restless bikers felt filled with energy and ready to bike down to Colorado Springs. With gratitude they said good bye to Debbie and her family, and continued their journey to new york city.

The following night they entered Colorado springs, where they found Ryan and Elisha who gave them food and shelter for two nights. They even gave them entertainment during the days when their three kids, Jade, Eva and Dylan played with the tired knights. During one day restless bikers even went to the local pool, and sat in a hot tub for hours, healing their bodies from the combats against California, Nevada, Arizona, Utah and Colorado.

The following day restless bikers felt filled with energy and left Colorado springs with a good spirit. Ahead of them lay Nebraska, a flat state where nothing would be able to threaten them. They biked to the city of Ogallalo, where they stopped for a second, feeling dizzy and starting to sweat. “where am I?” sir Jonas said before getting unconscious. Two seconds later sir Christofer and sir Christian were unconscious as well. The humidity had stroke when they least expected it. Restless bikers were down.

Has Nebraska defeated the restless bikers, will the fair princesses be trapped in the skyscraper forever? Or will restless bikers prevail? Don’t miss the next episode.

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